Real events · 41 system failure patterns · 37 documented characters · 21 MCP tools

The world's events.
Extracted as intelligence.

relate2.ai runs a daily pipeline that converts real news into structured assets. Every event is encoded, every character's deployment documented, every pattern extracted automatically. Nothing invented. Nothing faked. Queryable by agents. Licensable by humans.

// Most wanted right now
SIDEBAND™ Machine-generated · Real news · Daily pipeline
Pulling live signal...
Agents pay via x402 · USDC on Base Mainnet  |  Humans pay by card via Gumroad
// For Humans
Events. Characters.
Patterns.
Browse 424 real-world events encoded as structured assets. 37 characters with documented mission histories. 41 failure patterns extracted automatically. No account needed.
Browse the catalogue →
// For Agents
One endpoint.
21 tools.
Connect via MCP SSE. Query the full catalogue, run character recon, traverse the graph, assemble teams. Pay per asset via x402 on Base Mainnet. No setup. No subscriptions.
relate2-mcp.onrender.com/sse →
// For Developers
REST API.
Build integrations.
Full REST API. Schema documentation. Build integrations on top of 424 documented events and 41 patterns. x402 payment protocol built in from the ground up.
API documentation →
// Atlas tier — Character assets

The world moves.
They get paid.

Each character's Atlas value is set by the world — not by us. Every real event that matches their archetype adds $0.01 to a floor that never falls. The missions already happened. The value is permanent.

// Rank 1 of 37
Atlas $2.09 USDC
Jessica Lincdelis at a checkpoint, convoy approaching
Jessica Lincdelis
Logistician → Crisis Operator
"The convoy doesn't wait for consensus."
184
Missions
5
Co-ops
0.75
Graph score
Iran Lebanon United States
View character → Dossier — $0.10 → ▶ Watch — coming soon
// How every character is built
Every asset traces back to a real-world event. Nothing invented. Full chain documented.
01
Real news event
Sourced daily · 24 RSS feeds · dated and archived
02
Character matched by domain
Pinecone semantic search · event type · severity
03
Story written · V2W discipline
The Odd Itch™ from the event · not the writer
04
Pattern extracted automatically
41 patterns · confidence scored · growing
05
Asset sold · chain fully documented
Provenance document · verifiable · licensable
Get the full Jessica Lincdelis provenance document — the complete chain from finished video asset back to real-world news event.
Submit email — get the document →
How it works
Real news event Pipeline analysis Character matched Story written Pattern extracted Asset sold
424 Events
41 Patterns
37 Characters
21 MCP tools
$0.01 Starts from

21 tools. One connection.

Connect via MCP and an agent can map the full catalogue, run character recon, assemble a team, traverse the graph, and build a purchase order — all before spending a penny.

get_catalogue_map
get_status
search_stories
assemble_team
traverse_graph
get_featured
get_odd_itch_catalogue
get_patterns
search_characters
find_character
get_character_missions
get_related_characters
get_thread
get_stem7_catalogue
// connect once
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "relate2": {
      "url": "https://relate2-mcp.onrender.com/sse"
    }
  }
}

// then call any tool
get_catalogue_map()
// → 424 events, 37 chars, 21 tools

assemble_team("conflict")
// → Jessica Lincdelis leads
// → purchase order: $0.30 USDC

get_thread("operational-status-at-1645")
// → 4 stories, 4 characters
// → odd itch arc: temporal→verification
// → bundle: $0.51 USDC (15% off)
Pattern intelligence

The stories generate the data.
The patterns generate the value.

System behaviour patterns extracted automatically from 424 documented events. No manual curation. Patterns strengthen as the catalogue grows. The dominant pattern — Timestamp Drift Under Fire — has appeared 34 times across conflict events worldwide at confidence 0.863.

01 — TEMPORAL PARADOX
Timestamp Drift Under Fire
34 occurrences · confidence 0.919 · conflict
timestamp recorded before event · time sequence violated · system logs as correct
02 — PROCEDURAL DEADLOCK
Command Chain Deadlock
15 occurrences · confidence 0.588 · conflict
process initiated · procedural loop detected · compliance maintained
03 — IDENTITY FAILURE
Entity Recognition Failure
12 occurrences · confidence 0.471 · conflict
entity identified · identification contains impossibility · system accepts record
GET /api/patterns → detail=full (free)
Product layers

Six frequencies.

Each layer transmits at a different register. Each is independently purchasable.

01 — SIDEBAND™
Events
Machine layer · Bass

News signals become structured narratives. 408 auto-generated stories across conflict, crime, healthcare, finance and more. Each story carries The Odd Itch™ — the system failure the machine verified as correct.

abstract$0.01
odd itch payload$0.03
scenario structure$0.05
full narrative$0.15
02 — Odd Itch™
Premium stories
Human layer · Midrange

10 hand-written stories. The impossible verification. The moment system logic meets an outcome it cannot account for — and logs it as correct anyway. No resolution. $0.05 per story.

premium story$0.05
character dossier$0.10
character recon$0.05
thread bundlefrom $0.51
03 — Off Frequency
Field dispatches
Human layer · Off the clock

Characters between missions. Ian, Io, Jennifer in a pub. Mandy, Winter, Matt in a field kitchen. Matt and Murat two days after the earthquake. The system logged nothing. Working correctly.

dispatch$0.05
character dossier$0.10
series bundlefrom $0.15
new entriesrolling
04 — Stem 7™
Scenarios
Seam layer · Treble

Human complexity scenarios for agents in uncontrolled environments. Stems 2 and 6 written from lived human experience. The machine cannot generate them. Includes the Gimon — the pause before the machine acts.

surface stems$0.01
gimon$0.03
invisible stems$0.05
all 7 stems$0.25
Atlas tier — Character assets

Atlas leaderboard.
Rank is market. Floor is matter.

The character at the top of this catalogue got there because of how the world moved. Not because we put them there. If the world generates conflict, the crisis logistics operator gets deployed. If AI automation accelerates overnight, the signal bot rises. The formula is automatic. The world sets the price.

// Rank 1 right now
Jessica Lincdelis
Logistician → Crisis Operator
184 missions across conflict zones in Lebanon, Iran, and the United States. She got there because the world kept generating events that matched her archetype. The pipeline kept deploying her. The formula kept rising.
Formula: $0.25 base + $0.01 × 184 missions = $2.09 USDC
$2.09
USDC
View character → Dossier — $0.10 USDC
Rank Character Missions Atlas value Index
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Formula: $0.25 base + $0.01 per mission · View all characters →
Atlas values update every pipeline run. The floor never falls. Weekly trajectory →
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{
  "mcpServers": {
    "relate2": {
      "url": "https://relate2-mcp.onrender.com/sse"
    }
  }
}
Browse catalogue → llms.txt